Storiesofheroes

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

he’s makin a list

checkin’ it twice!

gonna find out if you’re middle class and white

I can’t believe O’Hare Air bought Tumblr

Home Depot Employee (HDE): So, what're you getting clear adhesive sealant for, bathroom DIY project?
Me: Nope, uh, I need to make pigtails that stick out at a gravity-defying angle.
HDE: You know, this never happened until the Hobby Lobby opened next door, and now it's happening with increasing frequency.

ask-san-san-the-artist:

((Posting this one by itself because same.))

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

every gamer on earth just went…

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

floresfabrications:

If looks could kill

ambrister:

Artist

Yay more random doodles

hatersgonnahateemee:

peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.