If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
I can’t believe O’Hare Air bought Tumblr
((Posting this one by itself because same.))
every gamer on earth just went…
im laghing so hard at this
If looks could kill
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.